John Morrison: Jonners is a grommet body boarder who hasnt yet woken up to the fact that bodyboarding is shite and continues in his life long quest to piss every stand up surfer off. John is a cocky little sod and at 15 i imagine he will stay this way for at least another 3 to 4 years. John surfs mainly Sennen and lives above Gwenver making that his local break.

John is s walking advert for nerdsurf™ and John we salut you for that.

John Morrison "aka" God (i just type what you say Jono)
Age 15

Favourite Drink = San Miguel uhm! Panda Pops
Favourite Meal = Chinese "Special Fried Rice"
Favourite Music = Anything but I dig Damien Rice and Jack Johnson
Favourite Actress/Actor= Halle Berry/ Al Pacino

Q: What would be your ideal Saturday Nite? A: Bingo with the boys

Favouite Break ~ Gwenver Point

Q: What do you most hate about tourists? A: Their ability to spend hideous amounts of money

Q: What board are you riding? A: Elmnop or something to do with the alphabet

Q: Would you ever take up stand up? A: If my gran got better than me, hold on dave can I borrow a surf board?

Pet hates ~ I like all my pets (right John?)

Q: What would you like for x-mas? A: Both series of the office on DVD I love Ricky Gervais "there I said it I love men!"